Two Weeks!

Abby turned two weeks old yesterday, which she decided to celebrate by pooping approximately 47,000 times and crying most of the day. Once Jared came home (to a zombie of a wife and a screaming child), she snuggled right into his chest and stayed that way until bedtime. Clearly, someone has a favorite parent... and it isn't me. Thankfully, she blessed us with a pretty stress-free night for me to recover a bit and I thank her tremendously.

But most importantly, I learned a valuable lesson yesterday. One that I think will stick with me for years to come. See, it turns out that you can order online at Outback Steakhouse. Nothing fancy, you say, lots of restaurants do that. But with Outback, you don't even have to get out of your car! You input a description of your car when you order, pull up to a designated location, and a wonderful Outback employee magically scurries out to bring you your order. I drove there wearing an old lifeguarding t-shirt from high school, a super comfy pair of Jared's old sweats and slippers because I NEVER HAD TO LEAVE THE CAR!

So here's to you Outback, for making Abby's 2 week birthday a smashing success. And letting me pick up dinner in slippers and comfy pants.